Do you offer (insert awkward acronym here)?

I understand that sometimes it's easy to get excited in the nature of your inquiry, but I find these types of questions to not only be incriminating but also in poor taste. Keep in mind that I am not a full service provider. 

I can accommodate outcall requests within a thirty mile radius of the Detroit metro area. Other than that, I do not travel farther for appointments nor do I tour. It might be something I entertain in the future, but I don't foresee it happening anytime soon. 

I offer a particular set of services that demand the utmost discretion. We meet behind closed doors only. 

Yes!

To put it simply, a nuru massage is an erotic massage that originated in Japan. The masseuse uses his or her entire body to massage the client, providing more bodily contact than found in a traditional massage. The word “nuru” stems from a Japanese word for “slippery.” Why? Both the client and the masseuse are covered in Nuru massage gel. The gel is colorless, odorless and actually made of natural Nori Seaweed! 

I take appointments daily from 10 am to midnight. My incall locations are split between the general areas of Livonia and Novi, and I do outcalls throughout the Detroit metro area. Appointments are limited and fill up quickly, therefore pre-booking is advised.

I specialize in hotel appointments for traveling businessmen, mostly to the airport area or downtown Detroit. Serious inquiries may kindly text the number on the contact page and follow the prompts to begin the screening process.