Do you offer (insert awkward acronym here)?

I understand that sometimes it's easy to get excited in the nature of your inquiry, but I find these types of questions to not only be incriminating but also in poor taste. Keep in mind that I am not a full service provider. 

No, but I am planning on visiting Los Angeles and San Diego in the future.

I offer a particular set of services that demand the utmost discretion. We meet behind closed doors only. 

Yes! I enjoy and welcome same day appointments.

To put it simply, a nuru massage is an erotic massage that originated in Japan. The masseuse uses his or her entire body to massage the client, providing more bodily contact than found in a traditional massage. The word “nuru” stems from a Japanese word for “slippery.” Why? Both the client and the masseuse are covered in Nuru massage gel. The gel is colorless, odorless and actually made of natural Nori Seaweed! 

I am available by appointment daily in the Las Vegas and surrounding areas from noon to 3am. 

Spots are limited and fill up quickly, therefore pre-booking is advised. At the moment, I offer outcall only. Incall will be coming soon. 

I specialize in hotel appointments for traveling businessmen, mostly to the Las Vegas strip or airport area. Serious inquiries may kindly text the number on the contact page and follow the prompts to begin the screening process.