Do you offer (insert awkward acronym here)?

I understand that sometimes it's easy to get excited in the nature of your inquiry, but I find these types of questions to not only be incriminating but also in poor taste. Keep in mind that I am not a full service provider. 

No, but I am planning on visiting Pittsburgh and Philadelphia in the future.

I offer a particular set of services that demand the utmost discretion. We meet behind closed doors only. 

Yes! I enjoy and welcome same day appointments.

To put it simply, a nuru massage is an erotic massage that originated in Japan. The masseuse uses his or her entire body to massage the client, providing more bodily contact than found in a traditional massage. The word “nuru” stems from a Japanese word for “slippery.” Why? Both the client and the masseuse are covered in Nuru massage gel. The gel is colorless, odorless and actually made of natural Nori Seaweed! 

I am available by appointment daily in the Detroit suburbs from noon to 3am. 

Spots are limited and fill up quickly, therefore pre-booking is advised. 

Serious inquiries may kindly text the number on the contact page and follow the prompts to begin the screening process.